Contact

If you somehow feel the need to speak to me, you can contact me in many different ways, mediums, methods, shapes, forms, personages, colours and species. But I prefer talking to a humanoid instead of a ravenous Bugblatter beast of Traal. No offence to the Bugblatter beasts of Traal, though, they're just not my personal favourite species to converse with.

email

- mike@riumplus.com

ICQ number

- 95022306

Yahoo! Instant Messenger name

- riumplus

AOL Instant Messenger name

- RIUMplus

MSN messenger address

- riumplus@hotmail.com

Legalese

Finally, some disclaimers are necessary. These just cover me from various things legally.

Despite these disclaimers, if you do feel like you're being wronged, you're losing money, I've broken the law, you don't agree with something I have written here or just plain woke up on the wrong side of the bed, be nice about it. If you ask politely for me to take something down, even if you don't have any legal grounds I'll probably do it, just because you were nice. If you demand I do it or else you will take me to court, you're going to get a bad reaction. Take a note from Google and send me a nice email. If I got something like that, I'd take it down instantly with a smile without even checking if you have the right to make those demands. And you wouldn't get a flurry of bad publicity from me telling people I was shut down through legal teeth.

That being said, here we go:

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